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We have been rather displeased with the lack of creativity and information given to us for our news articles. We pride ourselves in bringing light to the going ons of our student bodies. With this in mind, we would like to point out that the above is one of the most uninformative and lackluster sources we have received to date. Unfortunately, we have not received many reliable or interesting tips. If you out there following have noticed, we have had a lack of posts, and sadly this is why. To bring the latest news to all of our peers, we do require a certain amount of assistance. Do not fear, we are still very much among the undead. We can only say that there are many things ahead to look forward to. It has been a very busy summer to say the least.
Look at what we have here. It has come to our attention that there are a lot of pictures in our database. While going through some of our files, we happened to stumble upon this little bundle of blubber; pun intended. Seems as though Elodea Tacandis does have a reason to dislike herself. This old photograph is proof enough that self loathing does in fact exist. Not particularly certain which is worst; the fact that she looks as though she can’t breathe or the fact that her parents believed that dress would do something for her? This poor little repulsive child. We’ve had many discussions around here before about children. Not only are they are nuisance, but you can never be too certain how they are going to come out. This is a clear example as to why you should never have children.
Eldoea, we feel sorry for you. Your parents should be severely punished for allowing you to out into public like that. For allowing you be seen, period. If we were your parents, we’d keep you locked up and safe from harm. That way no one would ever be able to see you or mock you about your appearance. What’s that you say? Don’t be ridiculous, readers. We are not mocking her. We are simply telling her the truth about herself. No one said the truth was an easy thing to hear or read.
Everyone one knows Twins have a special bound. They are share their whole life together, starting from birth. It’s not until they reached a certain age in their life where they decide it’s time to cut the rope from one another. Even then there is still no escaping each other. Who wouldn’t want to be a Twin? They even say when one Twin is hurt the other can feel it. Did you feel the pain of your brother Daemon DeVille as you chopped his horn off? Game or no game, it has come to our sources that this Twin has it out for his brother.
It’s not secret that Daemon cut off his brother’s horn intentionally. But, did he ever give a full reason as to why he did? A simple bet that had turned sour. Drace was innocently laughing as his brother gripped onto the handle of the axe. With knowing it, Daemon suddenly had an urge like never before. "What would happen if it were to slip?" he thought to himself. Drace eagerly looked up at his brother to see his hesitation and playfully shouted at him. “Just do it, man!” And before he knew it, Daemon was doing it. The axe had swung in a blink of an eye. The sound of something hard hit the floor. Thump thump thump. The room fell silent as the two now stared down at the horn that once belonged to Drace.
The twins stared at one another for a moment just before bursting out with laughter. It was all fun and games to Drace but was it for Daemon? Did he really do it by mistake or was he jealous of the fact that his brothers horns were far more fangtastic than his own. J E A L O U S Y. That’s what it all comes down to ghouls and geists. One twin jealous of the other? That’s nothing uncommon. There is always a far better looking twin. Just don’t tell that to the Deville Twins. Who knows what might happen to you. Never get in the line of fire when it comes to Daemon. You might get something chopped off.
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In other news, it seems as though we got our first gossip. Not much gossip if they spoke about it themselves but it’s a story nonetheless. The headline should be up soon enough.
In the mean time, why not take this opportunity to show everyone else that we are here.
The Ghostly Gossip News is now up and running!
Wonder just how long will it take before news gets out about a few rumors.
Feel free to submit your own rumors, if you scare.
Do we have any takers?